Ready to have your eyes water and burn? Ready or not, here comes a fic, that, in my opinion, has gone horribly too fast and is very OOC.
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LM- *gasp* There’s no title, or anything! *mutters* lazy bum…
Aang watched as Katara cooked them breakfast. He watched as she played with Momo.
LM- He watched as she slept and as she bathed…
(Katara) Aang, you pervert!
He just could not get over how lovely she looked. They’d known each other for little over a year now. He was soon going to turn thirteen.
LM- (Aang) One hundred and thirteen, you mean.
He watched her lips as she asked him to go swimming and practice waterbending with her. Her full, soft-looking lips that I would SO love to kiss, he thought.
LM- He hasn’t even hit puberty and he’s already a pervert. Great job, Gyatso!
“Aang? Aang! Did you hear me?” Katara was saying. She had her hands on her hips.
She’d become a little self-conscious about how her hips had widened over the last year, so she didn’t swim very often.
LM- (Katara) My hips are so wide, when I swim, the river goes dry.
He took this to his full advantage. “Sure, I’ll go swimming. We can change and meet back here in five minutes.”
That is exactly what they did.
LM- No, of course Aang doesn’t get easily distracted…
For Aang, all he had to do was take off his shirt.
LM- (Aang, singing) I’m… too sexy for my shirt…
For Katara, however, she had to strip down to her underclothes (A/N: think equivalent of bra and panties, those of you that haven’t seen her “swim suit”)
LM- (Katara) Eh, frig it. I’m skinny dipping!
When she stepped out, she had a the blanket she used as a towel wrapped around her waist, but it couldn’t stay that way for long.
LM- Aang was way too horny to let her stay dressed…
Aang knew she would relax once she knew he didn’t mind her hips. He thought them particularly alluring.
LM- Alluring? WTF? He’s TWELVE, for Pete’s sake!
Katara let the towel slip from her waist before stepping in to where the river was ankle-deep. She shivered a little.
LM- (Patrick) I’m… so… c-cold, that I’m… SHIVERING!
Being an airbender, Aang didn’t mind the cold that much. Sokka, who was sitting by the fire a little way away from the bank called out, “So your hips are huge. Just get in!”
LM- (Katara) *glares*
(Sokka) What?! I just tell it how it is… *gets frozen to nearest tree*
Katara blushed dark crimson. “Shut up, you giant-eared cretin!” She called back.
LM- (Katara) Don’t make me earthbend again!
Aang was proud of her. He really was.
LM- She finally stood up for herself… *rolls eyes*
She was showing some real self restraint. If he knew Katara (and he did)
LM- He knew she’d wanna cower in a corner and pity herself because of her FAT! hips (and she did)
she wanted to whack Sokka. Hard.
LM- No, Aang, she wanted to tickle him. *sarcasm*
(Aang) Really?
*blank stare*
Toph actually did whack Sokka and called, “You look fine, Katara. Don’t let Snoozles bother you.”
LM- (Toph) Not that I can see, or anything…
She walked toward Aang in where the water went to their thighs. Aang got close to Katara and whispered, “Yes, your hips are slightly bigger than when we first started swimming in rivers,”
LM- (Aang) So you really should start cutting back on the lychee nuts…
Katara looked sad and defiant all in one, “But,” he continued, “I think you look cute. They make you look even more alluring, in my own opinion.” Katara raised her eyebrows.
LM- (Katara) Have you been taking lessons from Zuko?
“ ‘Even more’?” she asked. Aang nodded, blushing. She smiled slightly and said, “What does that mean?”
LM- (Katara) Are you calling me FAT!?
Aang blushed deeper. “It means I really, really, really like you.”
LM- No. It means this author of this story really, really, really needs to learn how to keep characters in character.
Katara laughed. “Are all those ‘really’s supposed to add up to love?” Aang nodded nervously. Katara had been getting closer as she questioned him. He licked his lips subconsciously.
LM- (Aang) Mmm… I smell a custard tart…
She was about a half an inch away from his face.
LM- (Katara) Haha! Aang, you look like you have one eye!
She said “I don’t know how to answer you, so I’ll just do this.” She
LM- slapped Aang for doing a horrible impression of Zuko.
brushed her lips against his. For their first kiss, it was wonderful. For a kiss in general, it was a little to fast, and unsatisfying. When they broke apart, they heard Sokka say, “Smoochie, smoochie, someone’s in love.”
LM- No, Sokka would be ripping Aang apart limb from limb for even thinking about touching his darling baby sister…
Toph earthbended a rock into his head and said, “Shut up and go find some food, Snoozles!”
LM- That’s gonna be pretty hard for him to do Toph, since you kinda just smashed his head in…
Katara giggled quietly. Then she noticed Aang staring at her.
LM- (Katara) You lookin’ at ME?!
“What is it?” She asked, putting her hands on her hips as a reflex.
LM- She was still self-conscious about her FAT! hips…
Aang said, “Nothing. I just wondered…..could we….I mean-could I…..
LM- Out with it, Aang!
kiss you….again?” Katara smiled and said, “Well, if that’s all you wanted...”
LM- (to Katara) What did you think he wanted?
(Katara) *blush* uh.. well, you see…
She leaned forward and kissed him. This time, their kiss was passionate and full of heat and desire.
LM- Once again people, Aang would have NO idea what the hell his body is even doing… nevermind know what ‘desire’ is…
A/N: I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. Have fun.
LM- Excuse me?! Do I look like a pervert to you?
Charmingly yours,
LM- Charmingly? How about ‘Regretfully’?
Charlotte (Piper Aurora Potter)
LM- Nice name. Who gave it to you? Harry?
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Now this is why Kataang is going down the loogey express.
AUTHORS ARE RUINING THIS PAIRING. THE MADNESS MUST END!!!
Redeeming Features:
Toph and Sokka weren’t too bad. They were pretty much in character.
RAP SHEET:
~Misspellings
~Grammar mistakes
~It went WAY too fast
~AANG IS NOT A PERVERT!!
~How do you not title your own story? There’s risks of copyright infringement… oh, wait, I forgot. This fic is horrible. Nevermind.
