Blades: Hi! Nice to meet you all....this is Sorceress of Blades, or just Blades, and my sister, SampaguitaBlossoms, or just SB.
SB: Hi peoples!
Sorceress of Blades: Yah, introductions aren't really our thing, but after seeing this really terrible crossover, we decided that this deserved to be MiSTed anyway.
SB: so let the evil MiSTing begin! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha *chokes*
Blades: Yeah, that wasn't needed.
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A/N: HEY! JUST A FORWARD MESSAGE THAT THIS IS SET AFTER AANG DIES
SB: Woah... wait.... "Aang dies"?! WHAT?! O_O
Blades: Oh yay. Another Avatar, and this time from the Water Tribes. I hope it's a girl.
AND KATARA IS LOOKING FOR A WAY TO GET HIM BACK.
Blades: Yeah, because all the little kiddies are crying now.
SB: Nice going, Suethor. Now what, this is gonna be like that short story called "The Monkey's Paw" and Aang comes back as a zombie, smelling like garbage?
Zombie Aang: mmmmm.....want to eat brains.....Katara's brains...
SB: Eew!
Blades: hey! It'll be like the movie adaptation of the game "House of the Dead"!
SB: With unneeded video game clips!
Blades: And ZIT.
SB: ZIT? Like...a pimple..?
Blades: uh....yeah. Moving along...
IT'S A LITTLE AQUARD, BUT DEEL WITH ME, PLEASE. THANKS, maschan
Blades: "aquard"? "deel"? LOL!
SB: Girl, there's something called "Spell check". When I made my first story, I used Spell Check. I was TEN...or nine.....
Blades: and I was seven or eight. Man...how old this girl? And what are her grades in English right now? Must be pretty low.
SUMMARY: AANG DIES AND KATARA IS LOOKING FOR A WAY TO GET HIM BACK.
SB: So she buys an enchanted mummified monkey's paw!
SHE THEN MEETS A MAN BY THE NAME OF 'GOKU' WHO SAYS THAT SHE CAN GET HIM BACK BY FINDING THINGS CALLED 'DRAGON BALLS' AND WISHING HIM BACK TO LIFE. BUT CAN SHE FIND THEM ALL BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES?
Blades: Nope.
SB: Wait? Goku? Dragon Balls? Oh goody, Dragon Ball Z. Somehow, I don't think DBZ+Avatar = good crossover. Man, this brings me back to my childhood, back when I didn't think DBZ was overrated.
AND IF SHE CAN, AND SHE BRINGS AANG BACK TO LIFE, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE NEW AVATAR?
Blades: uh...gee...just disappear?
SB: Like what this fic should do?
OR WILL AANG BE JUST ANOTHER PERSON IN THE CROUD?
Blades: I don't know. You killed him. And oh look...another spelling mistake? Is that supposed to be "Cloud"?
SB: Oh goody, there's a cloud looking like Aang in the sky. Oooooo.....
READ AND FIND OUT.
Blades: No thanks.
PS- IF YOU HAVN'T FUGURED IT OUT YET, THIS STORY IS A CROSS-OVER BETWEEN AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER AND DRAGON BALL Z.
SB: *rolls eyes* Oh yes, like we couldn't see the name "Goku" and the phrase "Dragon Balls" .
Blades: Even a retard could figure that out.
PLEASE READ AND REVEW. (Wow, that was a long summery. That should be a chapter in itself. Lol, just kidding.)'
Blades: Thank goodness, that "summery" is over. Next time, hun, don't abuse the caps lock button.
DISCLAMER: I DO NOT CLAME TO OWN AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER OR DRAGON BALL Z, SO LAWERS, STAY AWAY FROM ME.
Blades: And thank god. What would happen if she actually owned both?
SB: This fic, that's what would happen.
Aang had been her whole life since the cave of two lovers when the two shared a passionate kiss.
Blades: Wow...she's that sure?
But that was all over now, because Aang had died at the hands of the Fire Lord.
SB: NOOOOO!!!!
Blades: I thought waterbending would save him. I guess not.
She would get her revenge.
Blades: Yeah, she would. *rolls eyes*
But, for now, she had to go through life without him.
Blades: And Katara turned emo.
OOC Katara: *sob sob* My life is over because Aang isn't here, even though I still have Sokka and Toph to comfort me! I'll just slash my wrists and die to get away from this fic.
Easier said than done, as the saying goes.
Blades: Like reading this fic.
You see, Aang had promised her that, if he made it out of the fight, he and Katara would be married.
Blades and SB: O RLY?
He was a good twenty-five and she twenty-seven.
Blades: *spits out coffee she bought from Starbuck's* WTF? What happened to Avatar Roku's warning of Aang having to master all the elements before Souzen's comet comes, which is the end of summer?
SB: Maybe because Katara and Aang were too busy doing the "mattress rodeo" to care about the world. Nice going Aang.
(OOC Aang) Katara! My love! Jump into bed with me!
SB: Oh, shut it Aang.
I will find a way to get you back to me, Aang. Even if it takes me the rest of my life. She silently promised herself and her late boyfriend. Little did she know that within just a few months, she would find out how. 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
Blades: Not only there's another line of eights, she needs to go over the basics of grammar. There's supposed to be a comma after "life"!
Meanwhile, in Japan,
SB: Yay! Japan!
Blades: Wait, didn't the Dragon Ball series not take place in Japan?
a man named Goku was on his cloud,
Blades: Which was shot down by an EVA. NERV thought it was another "Angel". He was also trying to fly around in Tokyo-3.
holding his Dragon Radar.
Blades: By the way, it came out of his ass.
SB: Or it came from Hammerspace.
Just about another mile. Goku said to himself.
Blades: Don't you mean thought? Where are the quotation marks? Now I'm seriously thinking she gets lower grades on essays than I do. I mean, the author somehow lacks the knowledge of "comma".
(A/N: IN THIS STORY,
Blades: Another Author's Note? Excuse me, but I want to read the story, thank you very much.
IF YOU WATCH 'DRAGON BALL Z' YOU WILL NOTICE A FEW THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE SHOW, SUCH AS, HE IS NOT MARRIED TO CHI-CHI,
Blades: Oh thanks. Now where's everyone else? Like Krillin? Or Gohan?
SB: She probably ignored them so her Canon!Sue Goku can get all the attention.
AND THUS, HAS NO CHILDREN.
Blades: Damn!
ALSO, HE IS A BIT SMARTER THAN IN THE SHOW.
Blades: Come again?
NOW BACK TO THE STORY)
Blades: Thank god. I thought that the author wouldn't stop pressing the caps lock button.
SB: And spewing Author's Notes and OOC-ness out the wahzoo.
After arriving at the approximant location,
Blades: "approximant"?
he lowered his cloud
SB: Into a field of thistles and thorns.
Blades: It popped within seconds.
and quickly spotted the Dragon Ball.
Blades: It took him about 27 episodes to do so.
Just seven more to go. He thought
Blades: Seven? Aren't there six left? And, please, again, comma.
(A/N: I'M NOT SURE HOW MANY BALLS THERE REALY ARE, SO IN MY STORY, THERE ARE EIGHT)
Blades: Not another one. Please, save these notes for later. And there are seven. Seven. The number never changed.
SB: I'm guessing this suethor was such in a hurry to make this cruddy fic she didn't do research. If you don't know the story that much that you don't even remember basic facts, don't bother writing it.
Blades: As simple as that.
"Hey, Cloud!" Goku called.
Blades: Its name was Nimbus. Nimbus.
SB: Maybe this Canon!Sue Goku was calling to Cloud Strife.
Cloud Strife: (to Canon!Sue Goku) Do I know you?
Very fast, his cloud came zooming towards
SB: A billboard? No wait....
Blades: A bunch of ganguro girls on the street. Man, their artificial tan skin....dyed blond hair...white eye shadow...they scare me.
him. He jumped on and was off in search of another
Blades: That beam of light over there! *points to suspicious beam of light*
the town of Omashu.
SB: Omashu? Wait, he's in Japan; there is no Omashu in Japan. So I'm guessing there'll be this weird black swirly whirlpool like thing in the sky and suck him to the Avatar World.
Blades: or that this author is really getting stupid.
I will try to go there as soon as I can. Goku thought.
Goku: And hopefully from there I can get out of this fic!
He led his cloud off in the direction of
Blades: some Shinto shrine in the middle of the dark, dark woods. And in those dark, dark woods was a dark, dark shrine. And in that dark, dark shrine was.....
SB: Mugen, Jin and Fuu there ready to strike at this Stu.
Blades: Canon!Sue Goku could not stand a chance. Even with his Kamehamehas.
Omashu.
Blades: Oh, wait....I'm sorry, but this is New Ozai City now.
Blades: Lyke OMG! Another line of eights! Is this supposed to mean something?
Several months later,
Blades: More like twenty seasons later.
in Omashu,
SB: Wait, so I'm guessing that Goku did travel into a mysterious black whirlpool thing....right? I'm hoping that's right.
Blades: Uh, no, this is New Ozai City. This Canon!Su....uh...*ahem*....Goku....will be burnt to death. Good luck.
Katara was picking out a place
Blades: To par-TAYYYY!!!!!!
to bury her beloved Aang. He was currently in a casket in the Museum of Avatars.
SB: What Musuem of Avatars?
Blades: Yeah, quit making crap up. Oh...and...if he's already in a casket, should she just go there? I mean, it's not like people have any backyards in Omashu New Ozai City. More like the deep valleys surrounding it.
I think I will have him buried in my back yard.
SB: What? Backyard? There are no backyards in Omashu New Ozai City. And if there were backyards, why would anyone want a dead person near their house?
Blades: Besides, Katara would be arrested if she did that. And she's walking around like King Bumi's still ruling the place. Hello? She'd be dead if she was wearing blue there! And she is!
So I can always visit him and talk whenever I need him.
Blades: LikeOMGosh! Fragment sentence! Commas, please!
SB: And seriously, Katara's only talking to a mere lifeless body. It's not gonna do anything. In reality, if Katara does this, it's really not gonna help.
Blades: She needs a trip to the Spirit World. Like she can find any way to go there. *rolls eyes*
Katara thought.
Blades: ....Of ways to get out of this fic.
Suddenly, she saw
Blades:...a bird?
SB:...a plane?
Blades and SB: No, it's Superman!
what she thought was a man riding on a cloud.
SB: Well, close enough.
I must be seeing things.
Blades: Yeah, you are, Katara.
I am thinking so much about Aang that I think I am seeing him on Appa.
Blades: Uh....yeah...and where is Appa?
SB: I'm guessing Appa isn't there at all; he's gone so that everyone will see OOC-Katara sob session and pity the freaking OOC shell of the character.
Blades: Oh, right.
She thought.
Blades: ...of ways to avenge the rape of her characterization by the author.
Angry Katara: I want my personality back!
"How ridiculo..."
Blades: Finally she gets it right. And oh look, is that a new spell? Was Katara reading too much Harry Potter books today?
She said, but was stopped
SB: By a giant man-eating lizard!
when the man came crashing down to the ground
Blades: and died. Then the Firebenders cremated him.
about twenty feet from her home.
Blades: Oh. Wait...Katara can't have a home in Omashu New Ozai City!
SB: Yeah, she'd be dead by now.
Blades: Since Ozai might as well have tried to search for her....and Sokka and Toph. Wait...where are they in this fic?
SB: The suethor probably hid them away, thinking that they're not important (though they actually are).
Then, a man about five-and-a-half feet stood
Blades: in a pit of quicksand. Bye, bye, Canon!Sue!
front of her and said,
Goku: I drive like a crazy beef!
Katara: What?
"Hi. I'm Goku and I was wondering if you knew
Goku:...any way to get out of this crazy fic!
where the Dragon Ball is?"
Goku: Anywhere except out of my ass!
The man said, introducing himself.
Blades:...to a bunch of otters in the South Pole. They couldn't understand him, unfortunately, so they tackled him until he was tired enough. Then they pushed him into the ocean and he froze to death.
"A Dragon what?" Katara asked.
Katara: If I saw a dragon, I would get it and fly out of here! Away from the Fire Nation....and this fic!
Blades: Oooh! Now it's a long line of zeros! Tell me, SB, would this mean something?
SB: I dunno. I hope it doesn't mean more of this fic.
A/N: SORRY THAT IT WAS SO SHORT,
SB: Yeah, and thank god!
Blades: And don't worry, hun, the shorter this fic is, the better. Because we really need short badfics right now since they're getting so long and so annoying....
BUT I WANTED TO GET GOKU AND KATARA INTRODUCED.
Blades: Yeah....your versions of them. I want the canon versions.
PLEASE REVEW,
Blades: "revew"? And heck no!
AND THANK YOU WHO GAVE THIS STORY A CHANCE.
SB: AND DIED.
Blades: And gee, I wonder who really cared about it anyway....
IT MAY SEEM LIKE IT WILL BE GOKU/KATARA,
Blades: Oh no, not another pairing that'll never work!
BUT I PROMICE YOU THAT IT WILL BE KATAANG.
SB: Most of the time I really don't care if it's Kataang (because I'm more into Zutara), but for once, I felt relieved knowing that fact.
Blades: And "promice"? Oh, boy, now I feel really sorry for the Kataang fangirls right now.
AND I MIGHT PUT CHI-CHI IN OMASHU
Blades: It's New Ozai City. Get it right!
AND HAVE GOKU AND HER MEET.
Blades:...in a prison, heavily guarded by Firebenders. Can't get out of that now, can you?
AND SORRY FOR ALL THE 'A/N' IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY. IT WILL HOPEFULY NOT HAPPEN IN LATER CHAPTERS.
SB: Yea, that better not happen again. Why couldn't you have just edited your story and pasted all your A/N's in the front? That only takes 5 minutes!
maschan
Blades: And one last note: please, don't put your comments in caps and bolded. It's annoying.
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"A Dragon Ball" Goku explained. "There are eight
SB: Seven! Get it right!
in the world and when you find them all
Goku: ....which should take about...three seasons...not including filler episodes and mini-arcs that don't have to do with them.....
and get them all together, you
Blades: ...do the hustle!
call the Dragon Master,
Blades: ...who will kill you.
and then you get you get to make a wish.
SB: Quick! Blow out the candles!
The wish can be foe anything.
Blades: foe?
You can wish for money,
Blades: Oh goody. Now I can buy those DVDs I wanted...
SB: (sings) Money money money money money....money...
bringing people back to life,
Blades: As zombies.
having the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend,
Blades: thanks...but since there's no such thing, I'll just find one myself.
or..."
Goku: getting out of this fic!
Goku said, but he was stopped by
SB: By six dozen fangirls. Goku couldn't stand a chance against them.
Fangirls: Goku! We love you! Marry me!
Katara.
Blades: oh.
"Did you say that they could bring people back to life?" She demanded to Goku.
Blades: Not this again!
"Uh-huh." Goku said.
Blades and SB: (with hand movements and singing) Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!
Aang!
Aang: What?
Katara thought. If I can get those Dragon Ball thingies
Blades: Dragon Ball....THINGIES? I must ask this question to the author: is that even...in character?
SB: Calm down, it'll be all over soon....we're almost done MiSTing this fic....
that that Goku guy was talking about, I can get Aang back!
Blades: Wow...Katara is turning more and more into a stalker. This is SO wrong.
"Hellllllllllloooooooooo?" Goku called
Blades: to birds on top of the Empire State building.
SB: That was his signature bird call.
towards Katara. "Ma'am? You can talk, can't you?" He said.
Blades: uh...yeah...she can sure hear you, Goku.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. I was just thinking about
Katara: ...ways to get away from the Fire Nation soldiers AND out of this fic! The lines I'm supposed to read are really bothering me lately....
something. Is there anyway that I can join you in
Katara: ...doing the rain dance?
looking for the Dragon Balls. I have somebody that I would really like to see again." Katara requested.
Blades: And of course it's Aang. *rolls eyes*
"No, but, here." Goku said, giving Katara the
Blades: special magic wand a fairy godmother gave to him in his dreams.
SB: Yea, she told him to give it to a girl in blue with a weird hairstyle.
Dragon Radar. "This is a Dragon Radar. It can find the Dragon Balls anywhere in the world."
Goku: Even in the deepest, darkest corner in your mind.
Katara: Really...(messes around with a newfangled thing that shouldn't exist in the Avatarverse)
"Thank you. And you said that once I found all the balls,
Blades: Y'know, all this balls business is giving me a terrible image in my head I shouldn't even be thinking now.
SB: Yeah. Yeah, they're all screaming and looking for their balls. Their BALLS. LOL
Blades: It's kinda like they're looking for their manly-hood...except for Katara...Uh....*ahem* moving along....
I can bring anybody back to life?" Katara asked. Goku nodded.
Blades: Unfortunately, he knew that anybody brought back to life were to become zombies or other members of the undead.
SB: Yeah, such as vampires. Man, it's like Katara needs a hearing aid. So much for her being a Canon!Sue.
I can finally have my Aangy back.
Koko: Hey, that's my line!
Katara thought. Please come back to me, Aang. Katara said silently.
Blades: Aww crap, now there's Emo!Katara? Can this get any worse?
SB: Yes, the lack of sense of reality CanonSue!Emo!Katara has. When loved ones die, people cry and greive, but move on. If they don't, it becomes unhealthy. I think the REAL Katara would move on with her life. Doesn't this suethor know anything?
Blades: I don't know about that. But...moving along....
Katara finally took the Dragon Radar from Goku's
SB: ass.
hand.
SB: Close enough.
And, in an instant, something hit her.
Katara: Ouch!
She finally had what it took, in the palm of her hand, to get her beloved Aang back.
Blades: Oh yay. Please, state again the obvious.
Why, all she had to do was
Blades: (sings) "Gotta catch 'em all! Pokèmon!
find all the Dragon Balls and she would have her beloved back.
Blades: Uh...yeah...I caught that before.
Little did Katara know,
Blades: I'm sorry to say this, but this Canon!Emo!Sue actually knows very little other than: "AANG IS DEAD. MUST BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE".
SB: That's kinda bad knowing that she's a Sue. No, wait, that's BETTER! The less Sue she is, the better! YAY!
Goku had another Dragon Radar,
Blades: Since there was technically...one, it also came out of his ass.
SB: No, wait, there were two. One's a freaking globe.
Blades: Well, I wonder how Goku will carry that thing.
and he would be helping her along the way to find the Dragon Balls. But he would not, under any circumstances, let Katara know that he was helping her. She had to think she was doing it all on her own.
Blades: Oh, thanks for telling us more than part of what's going to happen. I guess I don't have to read this fic anymore...thank goodness.
SB: Other than it, this suethor's also making Goku a stalker. Eeewww.
Sure, she could have his help and still get the wish,
Blades: Oh sure, she'll still get the wish.[/sarcasm]
but he knew, it would help her confidence when she thought she did it all by herself.
Chibi Katara: And I did it all by myself!
And he had one last thing to give her.
Blades: His liver?
"Here is the one, and so far only, Dragon Ball
Goku: That I stole from the jeweler's. Really, it was easy.
I have found. Remember, you have to get seven more of these.
SB: (to Canon!Sue Goku) You mean six, retard.
They each have stars on them.
Blades: Wow...it's kinda obvious once you look at one.
The stars are from one to eight. This one happens to be number four,
Blades and SB: Kids Next Door! BATTLESTATIONS!
so you have to find numbers one, two, three, five, six, seven, and eight." Goku explained.
Blades: You see kids, it's just like a counting game!
Kids: YAY!
"Oh, those are the Dragon Balls?
SB: Uh....yeah, he just said it!
I have one of them on my mantel.
SB: Oh, how convenient!
Blades: Y'know, I thought that you had to get those Dragon Balls by fighting some evil dude. This suethor's really making it easy for the two.
SB: Yeah, retarded easy.
I found it one day and I thought it looked interesting,
Katara: that I sold it at a marketplace. Some Fire Nation general that was hungry for power bought it.
so I picked it up and took it home. I never knew it had magic powers."
Blades: Oh gee, what do you expect from a golden round ball with a star on it?
Katara said, running into
Blades: a wall.
her house and bringing a Dragon Ball out with eight stars on it.
"So, now I need to find the Balls with one, two, three, five, six, and seven on them, right?" Katara questioned.
Blades: OMGosh....Katara here is even acting more dumb: she's like a total little girl! Isn't she a little smarter than this?
"That's right. Now, look at your Dragon Radar. Where does it say
Goku:...where we can get out of this fic?
the next Ball is hidden?" Goku asked.
Blades: Meh...close enough....
After about ten minuets of searching,
Blades: Aww man. Ten minutes? It takes them THAT long to find something?
she spotted the nearest one. It was in
SB: A pile of poo.
... the Water Tribe she had left so long ago to go with Sokka and Aang.
SB: *clears throat* I'll be back.
Now she had to go back.
Blades: YAY! Now more people in this fic other than our Emo!Katara and Canon!Stu! Tell me, what happened to Gran-Gran and Master Pakku? Oh, right, that's going to be pushed to the side. As like in any fic like this.
A/N: SORRY FOR THE (IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT THIS) CLIFFY,
Blades: That's a cliffy? And please, don't bold and put your notes all in caps. We can read it just fine. It ain't bolded here because it's going to cause some confusion.
BUT I WANTED TO END THERE FOR TWO REASONS. ONE, I'M TYRED,
Blades: "Tyred"? Man, girl, use "Spell check"! It's there for a reason!
AND TWO, I RAN OUT OF IDEAS.
SB: Gee, I never thought suethors would run out of ideas to make everyone go screwy and their characters to shine so bright it hurts. But this is good. The less ideas this suethor makes to screw both universes, the better.
Blades: I have this ominous feeling she's not serious.
NO, WAIT, I DIDN'T.
Blades: Aww great....what now?
IN FACT, I HAVE SOME PARTS OF THE REST OF THE STORY ALL PLANNED OUT,
Blades: Oh no....don't tell me she's actually planning to mess everything up....
SB: She probably planned the moments where Goku and Katara get really Mary Sue-ish. Y'know, to bring more attention on them and make the sometimes stupid readers go "OMG, lyke, dey r so koooolllllllll!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!shift+one!!!!1"
AND OTHERS, I AM MAKING UP ON THE SPOT.
Blades: Oh yay! She's making up more crap. Soon reading this will be like solving Sudoku puzzles...all on the very difficult level.
THANKS TO ALL MY LOYAL READERS,
Blades: Which I'm sure they're none.
NAMELY YOU, jhh
Blades: Who?
SB: jhh? What kinda name is that?
(YEAH, I KNOW YOU ARE PROBUBLY READING THIS
Blades: And I'm sure he's "probubly" not reading this.
****
Blades: Oh vey, that was madness. But then again, it could've been worse.
SB: How so? More OOC-ness?
Blades: By how this fic is going, yup. It'll probably turn to like eating raw meat that's infested with E. coli.
SB: Eww! Gross!
Blades: Well, at least it wasn't too bad. And for all you Kataangers who actually can write, I feel so sorry for you.
Redeeming feature:
The writing's alright, and some of the grammar problems were fixed in the 2nd chapter. Except for the commas. There were NONE.
RAP SHEET:
~Spelling. "Tyred"? "Deel"? Can this girl spell at all? I guess not.
~Crossover of two worlds that are so different. Avatar is about Aang trying to master all the elements with the help of his friends, and it's influenced by Asian culture. DBZ is about Goku and his friends trying to get the Dragonballs. The Avatar world is...hm...pre-Industrial Revolution and Imperialism. DBZ actually takes place in a modern world. They don't fit. PERIOD.
~Three different worlds mushed together. In one SINGLE paragraph, Japan, Goku and Omashu are in there. DBZ does NOT take place in Japan, and Omashu is in a completely different world.
~This girl doesn't even remember the simple important facts, and didn't even research about them. There are SEVEN balls, not eight!
~Goku is reduced to a Canon! Stu.
~Katara is reduced to a mere angsty and emo shell of herself that pines for Aang so much and doesn't go on with life. She even wants to go as far as bury Aang in her backyard and "talk" to him. Considering all the author's other stories, making Katara OOC is probably routine for her.
~Not only does she not remember facts about DBZ, she doesn't remember want happened recently in the world of Avatar. Although Ozai won in this story, "New Ozai City"...uh..."Omashu" is still mentioned and is like King Bumi's still ruling the place. Katara even owns a house there.
~Where commas should be, there's not.
~No other characters. Where the heck are Krillin, Piccolo and the others? Goku's not even married to Chi-Chi and no Gohan. We don't even see other characters from Avatar as well. Oy vey.
~Author's Notes pop up everywhere, and even worse, they're all in caps and bolded. The reason they're not bolded here is to not annoy and confuse you.
~The author tells what's going to happen. Thanks, now I know not to read this fic.
