In ways, a badfic is like a three course meal. The entree is the OC (or OOC canon) and their romance, being the meat/central focus of the story. The dessert is the plot, saved for last and occassionally forgotten. Here, we intend to focus on the salad of bad fics: the snippets of horrible fanfiction. There are many salads in meals (salad is part of the appetizer, salad is part of the entree, and sometimes salad is in the dessert.)
So pick your feet up, grab a fork, and pick around at our salad.
"I wish you luck, Uncle." said Zuko with a small smile. He laughed as the old man waddled from the room, dressed in a vibrant pink robe, his hair put in pigtails, and layers upon layers of white and red makeup piled on his face. Iroh adjusted the melons that were inside his shirt, nodded to Zuko, and with a flip of his fan, set down the hallways to Commander Zhao’s chamber.
Two Guys, A Girl and A Flying Bison by sergeantstan
She finally stuttered the first thing that came to her mind; "E...Echo. My name is Echo."
Detours by Arekisu
Starting from her bottom feature and up, she wore red shoes with thin layer of steels at the bottom. Hanging low black capri ninja pants, but the left sleeve was cut off making it half shorts, half capri. Her red and black tang top with the symbol of an arrow from the upper left strap and stops across the chest. Right after her chest, is net-like with small holes that you can see her skin. It only exposes her fit stomach, naval, and her whole back. Luckily, she wears a thin (but not that thin) blackhooded cardigan jacket. Length stops just right where her shorts stops. The jacket has two pockets in front and one on the left shoulder. Thin bangs that can cover her whole face and long hair, but tied up in a high pony tail. Dark reddrips and black silky hair. Now with the accessories, four bracelets, two on each side. The one with a deep sea crystal-jewel and all the same except different colors, neon red, gentle light brown, and heavenly silver with white swirling lines in all of each. Finishing with a black padlock choker which had an unusual symbol like a diamond shaped cross in a circle and writings on each part of the cross. To add the finishing touch, her whole outfit was tight showing her slender and young lady looks (but not that tight ok). DONE! Did you keep up? You totally rock if you did and if not..still aight then. OKAY, back to the story.
Hunt For the Sacred Crystals by Nikki Satoshi
Just then an ominous wolf demon came and took Rei, "See ya later loser!" He yelled.
Rei: A New Kind of Princess! by Osane
Kaori ran towards him punching fire balls, Zuko dogged every one on problem, but on the last on he didn't pay attention to what was behind it. Kaori's foot hit him right in the face.
What Lies Behind Her Eyes by CherryPie001
Also, she knew most of his secrets. She had no problem sharing them with Li who she was quickly becoming attached to. "And he has a crush on some girl named Stacy's mom..." Xlo continued on sharing secrets.
A New Gang by Xlo
"Screw you, you goddamned son of a bitch!" Echo screeched as they started to drag her away, along with Suki. "Your beloved fire is going to burn you in hell! You're the most obnoxious thing ever to have lived,and you have that fucking scar on your ugly face to prove it!"
Detours by Arekisu
and just as i thought their was and airbender tattoo that went right to the end of aangs 112 year old cock.
The Airbender And Me by red dragon
Mei, on the other hand, opened the door and peeked inside. Then, as quickly as before, she slammed it shut and clawed at her eyes. 'Why, why did I have to look again? God help me!"
Detours by Arekisu
"FATHER! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? HE IS YOUR SON AND HIS NAME IS ZUKO! I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK HE A TARTIOR WHEN HE BEEN THE MOST LOALY TO THE FIRE NATION. AND THIS WHOLE CONCEPT OF HONOR IS STUPID BEYOND HELL! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT HIM ON AN ABSURD QUEST TO FIND SOME ONE WHO NO LONGER ALIVE! I WANT MY BROTHER FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU SAID YOU GIVE ME ANYTHING I WANT THAT WHAT I WANT. GOOD NIGHT!"
Duty vs Heart by KelseyAlicia
"Kuan-Yin found the Avatar today" Yue said. Suki grabbed an apple and bit it. "That's interesting, say are we going to the future any time soon?" Suki asked them.
The forest spirit by shripeater
And so, Mei did what most girls do when a male bastard is off guard...she kicked him one between the legs. Zuko immediately dropped to his knees, and clutched himself, his voice unusually squeaky. 'You little bitch...I'm going to kill you!' Can we have a moment of silence for Zuko?
Detours by Arekisu
It had been a clam day suprisingly.
Peacefull by LovelyLittlePhantom
Pheonix dressed in her best, her dress with a Communist flag covering more than half her body leaving only her dominate hand, the right, free. But her angry piercing eyes could be seen a mile away.
Behind Rebel Lines by lady-mobscene
"She overheard brother lying to Commander Zhao about their relationship and she's taking him seriously."
"Her and her drama," Raeona said, rolling her eyes.
Detours by Arekisu
"Marie...gone...berries....water..."
Day Dream 1 by dixiebaby1111
A small boy bundled up in warm clothes and mittens ran out of an ice hut, a hood pulled over his head to save his skin from the biting winds.
Fire Child by Usagi Youkai
I can finally have my Aangy back. Katara thought. Please come back to me, Aang. Katara said silently.
I Want Him Back maschan
"For the next two years he climbed his way up the ranks to a commander with his own ship and crew. He also grew to actually become friends with Zuko."
The Silence by SonadowX
Sogo ahead get you’re feelings out AT LEAST YOU’RE SISTER LIVED AFTER BEING RAPPED!
the broken prophecies by 11345
Aang said, "Nothing. I just wondered.....could we....I mean-could I..... kiss you....again?" Katara smiled and said, "Well, if that’s all you wanted..."
You're Beautiful To Me by Piper Aurora Potter
"Ow...x.x;;" he said , just laying there as the sheets fell down on him, nearly suffocating him with his own bad breath."
Kids of the Forest (revised) by twistedimaginations
"WHOA! HELLO! I am not your babysitter and I am not your mama so no touchy," Lynn yelled pushing Aang away.
An Avatars Secret by monkay brains 127
"Well um there are actually three avatars. Me, Ling, and him over there. The truth is, any body in the world can be an avatar it's just really hard if you’re not the official avatar. I learned everything I needed to know by the time I was 10. Then the fire nation raid came when the fire nation killed my mom and dad," Lynn said "I'm also phsicic but who cares?"
An Avatars Secret by monkay brains 127
Jet: YOU GUY SUCK ITS ME//cool cat evil man! O BOY THE TIPE OF TOUGE KISSER GUY CALLING COPS/
The Game Of Love by The Next Avatar
"I'll give you a cookie!" Mei took a cookie out of her pocket and dangled it in front of him.
"Well..." Zuko's eyes followed the cookie, before he reached out and snatched it before Mei could do anything. "Fine. I guess I can stay...for a few minutes."
Detours by Arekisu
"I love you."
Detours by Arekisu
"You know Sella, oysters are an aphrodisiac," [Zhao] said with a sly purr.
Agni Kai by crouchingbunny
He had the ability to bend...shadows.
He Who Bends Shadows by Celtic Warrior
If an OC (Other Character) gets matched up with a character from Avatar then so what? There are OCs in the cartoon as well. Such as Jun, she was only in one episode and that was the first time we ever saw her. I would say Jet was an OC too but he'll be in another episode so I'll just forget about that. I would also say Haru was an OC but he will also be in later episodes too.
OC means "Other Character" right?
How To Help Sue Authors For Flamers by PreyOfTheDemons
"Oohh! I know! We can go to Shurue's house! He'll keep us under wraps, and he said he would teach me firebending anyway. Besides, he still owes me for that authentic, one-of-a-kind look he fasioned me up with last time we saw him."
Eyes of a Girl by Zutara Princess
Rape, torture, and malady are devices that have nothing to get worked up about either. If the author has used rape, torture, or malady as a plot device then it is to only help you understand the plot.
How To Help Sue Authors For Flamers by PreyOfTheDemons
Now shall we get back to this "rape and torture" subject. If a character is beaten and hurt in a story that is only to hieghten the climax or the plot of the story. Torture is like mid-evil ages and actual torture chambers. But if a character is taken hostage for a while and is beaten and starved then that is not torture, it may be considered torture.
How To Help Sue Authors For Flamers by PreyOfTheDemons
